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[xx.juice;;]

Greetings, I'm Juice. Also known as Sandpaw, Sandwhisker, Sand, Velvet, Velvetmoon, Song, Songwhisper, Abi, Abigail, and, of course, Juice.

Be warned: I am hyper, odd, I will eat you if u fink its ackseptubel to rp liek tihs, and I often question my sanity.

ANYWAYS.

I'm English, yes ENGLISH! British! Whatever. And I hate tea, I dislike jokes about British people; I find them highly distasteful.

My favourite TV channel would have to be Comedy Central. Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, etc is my kind of shows, though I do like Nickelodeon. xD

My favourite weather is snow, therefore favourite season is winter.

I love warrior cats and I adore roleplaying. Been doing it for three years now, and I consider myself quite advanced at it.

And yes, colour and favourite are spelled like that here. Do you expect me to know WHY? 'Cuz I don't. xD

I suck at introductions. I'll just leave it like that.

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[OWNER//HAWK]

Well, I don't know why, but Anglophilia should be a real thing. I have it. My friends are all jealous of me because I'm friends with a person who lives in England. I love Two and a Half Men.

[crazy]

Who lives in English? XD

SOMEONE TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY TODAY! I don't usually talk to him either, but I just agreed, and he didn't bother me except to have me explain how to do a math problem the rest of the period.

[xx.juice;;]

People frequently state I'm crazy or mental. I usually reply with a manic grin, scream, "WHYTHANKYOUVERYMUCH!" and run off. And, no, I don't drink coffee (what gave you that idea?).

Hawk, do explain. I don't register with the word Anglophilia.

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[OWNER//HAWK]

I meant England...-goestofixforIdonotmakemistakes?-

Anglophilia--being in love with all things English.

[xx.juice;;]

Oh, I see.
Well, I have a question while we're here, ma'am. What exactly is this site about?

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[OWNER//HAWK]

Well, I haven't written the plot yet. I know what it is, I mean, but I haven't typed it. It wasn't supposed to be open until I got all of that stuff done, but you two are special.

[crazy]

*prod* So you were able to TXT it to me, but you haven't typed it up for the site yet. XD

[OWNER//HAWK]

Well, I changed it. Remember? It was a small piece of an idea, but the actual one will be much longer. Plus, I'm lazy, and I've been working on the Lawbook. (Which you should go check out, btw.)

[xx.juice;;]

I shall check the Lawbook, then. The best way to be Juicy, is to be Juicy whilst following laws.

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[OWNER//HAWK]

Of course. I typed the plot, if you'd like to see it. I enjoy the name I thought of--instead of just boring old SITE RULES it's the LAWBOOK! I was thinking it was rather cool.

[xx.juice;;]

Yes, it is a good idea. And it's very nicely set out, instead of just a bullet list saying Don't do this, don't do that. Pat on the back there, Hawk.

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[OWNER//HAWK]

Thank yah. I think I covered everything--I was trying to make this different from Legends. I don't want it to be the same. When I make the standard ad, I want to make sure to say something like: "If you're not prepared for around a paragraph per roleplaying post, complete with good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, FPS is probably not the place you're looking for." I don't want it to be super strict, but I want the right kind of people here, if that makes sense.

[xx.juice;;]

I understand. Sometimes, if you don't specify that, people join and think they can have roleplay posts that are about a sentence long. That's okay if it's an amateur website, but on places like these it isn't acceptable.

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[OWNER//HAWK]

Right. And Legends kind of got off to a bad start, but that's the way I posted back when I started it. I was kind of wanting to push it farther, but with the people I have now, it might not work like that. I don't want to drive people away (except for one person that we've already discussed.)